Finnish Wednesday

You insert an ice butt plug and try to finish (orgasm) before it melts.

I tried a Finnish Wednesday but it was summer in Vegas and it melted before he found my clit.

by Base19 May 22, 2023

finnish tickler

when you get a girl close to orgasm by tickling her body quickly all over

“God, that guy almost made me burst! He’s a real Finnish tickler!”

by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023

Finnish Firebomb

The sexual act of lighting your cum on fire while ejaculating and "firebombing" your girl's back

Jessica, you don't understand. Being Finnish Firebombed feels SOOO good.

by Par_ody June 11, 2024

Finnish Salsa

A Finnish Salsa is a sexual act in where you ejaculate on someone fecal material and then eat it

"My girlfriend did the Finnish Salsa last night"

by adrienshep02 March 3, 2026

finnish fire alarm

The (sexual) act of taking a poster, crumpling it up, shoving it down your throat, swallowing it, defecating it out, flushing the toilet, going into your septic tank (or inside a sewage system, but this is far riskier), finding the poster, taking it out, cleaning it, unwrinkling the poster, admiring the brand new “vintage” look of the poster, framing it and then reselling it on eBay or an alternative ecommerce site for a ridiculous price, letting someone buy it, giving it to them, waiting half a decade before finally finding the buyer, tracking down the posters current whereabouts, retrieving it, unframing it, and then finally repeating the process until satisfied with the design.

Person 1: “Dude you know what would be frickin’ crazy right now?”
Person 2: “Huh”
Person 1: “Dude… let’s finnish fire alarm each other”
Person 2: “Nah twin that crap’s gay as hell”
Person 1: “Maybe I am gay”
Person 2: “You tryna tell me something NAME?”
Person 1: “Im trying to tell you… we’ve been roommates for 10 years now and you haven’t even given me a smooch or anything”
Person 2: “You’re right i’ve been so horrible to you!”
Person 1: “So… finnish fire alarm?
Person 2: “Finnish fire alarm. And maybe, if i’m feeling generous, we can Norwegian Cake Pop each other after that”
Person 1: “You had me at ‘finnish fire alarm’ dude!”
Person 3: “Gayyyy”

by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop December 1, 2025

being Finnish

Sitting around without making a word or a face as did you live in a country of ice and darkness.

-What's up with Pekka tonight?

-I have no idea, he's always being Finnish just after new years

by Svensvensven November 20, 2011

The Finnish Line

The border between Sweden and Finland

Guy 1:Hey dude, just crossing the Finnish Line
Guy 2: woah, enjoy your time in Finland.

by BattleBot130427595 July 25, 2018