Finnish Exit

When your SO is so cold they ghost your relationship

“Yeah we were in a relationship, but i just stopped hearing from her, it was a Finnish Exit”

by BagAlertBagAlert October 3, 2022

Finnish school

Schools in Finland are the best schools. They allow mental health breaks, shorter school time, and have better graduation rates than almost any other country.

Finnish Person: I used to go to the best school.
Danish Person: Let me guess, a Finnish school.

by a guy named Hashbrown April 13, 2022

Big Finnish Energy

A person who always takes jokes to seriously, and takes things personally

"Bro I said this chick was a jerk last night, and she stormed off"
"Don't worry bro she probably just had big finnish energy

by _kiddy_ August 16, 2019

Finnish Car Wash

A water bottle wrapped in detonation cord

I made a Finnish car wash to get through this wall

by running with freedom May 1, 2021

Finnish Fire Spell

Another word for Molotov Cocktail, an incendiary device used by the Finns during the Winter War, and was first used in the Spanish Civil War, before they were named after Soviet Foreign Minister Vyacheslav M. Molotov, who remarked that the bombing runs on Finland were actually supply drops, which they weren't, as one could guess.

"Did you see those LARPers using their Finnish Fire Spell to light their campfire?"

by ytphantom April 11, 2019

Finnish Icicle

When you freeze your penis to where it starts being painful, then you run inside and place it inside of your sleeping significant others vagina.

It's cold outside, my dicks about to freeze off I better run inside and give the old wifey a Finnish Icicle to save it from happening.

by Mr.Bee February 21, 2022

The Finnish Twist Of Versatility

What I call homo-sapiens who are headstrong.

Person 1: Are you headstrong?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025