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Pissing Excellence

(Verb)

When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.

*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.
I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence

I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
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Matt Excelz 

Matt Excelz professional Halo player known for all his live stream & youtube antics with his trash talk grounding majority of his followers to most Matt Excelz is now a household name to his fans known as the "Harry Potter Gang " or HPGoD.
You're mad as hell you aren't Matt Excelz because he had sexual relations with your mother.
Matt Excelz by The Jersey Journal. January 23, 2013

exclafuckingmation point 

A term reffering to the excessive amount of exclamation points used in writing or reading childrens advertising!
For Adult (one acceptable exclamation point)
Come to Billy's pizza, with the great specials going on now you can take the family out for less. Take advantage of great service and great food. We host Parties!

For Children (exclafuckingmation points)
Come to Billy's! We serve the best pizza in town! With great service! great food! and a fun arcade! Great for a night out with the family, or more! We're the coolest place in town to have your party! Call us today to book and recieve a free gift!!!

excelcite 

The neo upperclass who use pleasuredomes (exclusively)
"..used exclusively by the excelcites who are the neo upperclass"
excelcite by bobagopa May 17, 2021

Excessive Ball Bag Syndrome 

When your ball bag is larger than it needs to be. Its like putting two grapes in a sainsburys carrier bag.
Your ball bag is hanging out your shorts, do you suffer with excessive ball bag syndrome.

Be excellent to each other 

The greatest and least heinous of all golden rules.
Be excellent to each other and, party on dudes!

stay excellent 

a fantastic phrase from Bill and Ted movies that pwns most if not all other phrases
Bill: Later dude and dudettes.
Ted: Stay excellent.
stay excellent by rufia December 9, 2008