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Egotestical

(Egotistical) ( douchebag) A guy with balls the size of his ego- who thinks he has an unfair advantage and is a cut above everyone else
Always find egotestical guys like that in the locker room who think they are God’s gift to women

He couldn’t stop bragging about his nut sack . He’s so egotestical!
by Muby April 29, 2019
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emotastic

something/someone that is fantastic, in an emo way!
emo + fantastic = emotastic!! hahah get it?.... tehe.
"Wowzer. That photo is seriously emotastic."

"You put too many definitions on urbandictionary that relate to Emo. That makes you lame." "No, it makes me emotastic"
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Egotistical

someone who would only have sex with themselves.
Sorry ladies, i'm egotistical, i'm an egosexual
by Jen Shultz August 6, 2007
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Emotition

A word that was made up when i was drunk......... Pronounced EMO-TIT-I-ON
Obviously it means emotion
YOUR SO FUCKING EMOTITIAL
by Pulse Phobia September 21, 2005
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egotistical douchebag

you are such egotistical douchebag. asshole bastard
by psychotic doll October 26, 2013
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Egotestical

Noun - Powerful men who have affairs. Their ego enlarges to the point that they feel their manhood can take them wherever it wants to go without repercussions.
Elliot Spitzer or Shpritz-her, former governor of New York, was accused by his wife of being egotestical after he got caught with a $4000/hr hooker
by Dan Parsont August 1, 2008
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egotistical manwhore

My boyfriend (if I had one)
An egotistical manwhore is a man who dates everyone and everything but will never love you as much as loves himself. He thinks he is good at sports, rapping, making people laugh, and being sexy and the worst thing is he probobly is. This man is usually popular and if not he turns out to be that one kid no one talks to. My advice? Closest thing this man should become is your low key bæ. If you date him may the force be with you
by Ambrosia 886 April 27, 2015
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