elinger

As a child he is a little faggot when he is a man his job is being a priest in his mid thirties he is charged with 11 counts of rape.

My god you sound like an elinger

by 92829 November 24, 2016

elvin

Happy, naughty and tricky by nature. Often skips blithely and throws candy at on-seers. Moves swiftly and giggles. Must wear green eyeshadow and little skirt. Don't find yourself in the path of an elvin if you are sensitive to intense bursts of happiness.

example: Dude did you see that elvin?? She was ridiculously hot; if I wasn't emo and depressed, I would do her.

by candyqueen317 December 14, 2006

Joel Elvin

An fat Asian gay guy who's into bum fun but can't do it due to his penis being the size of a cocktail sausage.

Gay guy: omg Joel Elvin gave me anal but I couldnt feel anything cause his penis is so small

Gay guys friend: oh really I heard that his dicks so small that he had to get a specially made machine to wank himself

Gay guy: hahahahahahaha

by ecnerwal siwel November 1, 2012

elfing

when your shoes,usually made of leather, get old and or wet then dry out and curl up in the front resembling elf shoes.

I think it might be time to buy some new kicks,these old air jordans are elfing on me.

by tard420 April 25, 2010

evling

Evling is a smart, beautiful, nice, caring person. She has a beautiful smile that makes everyone go crazy. Her personality is amazing, you can get along with her the first day you guys start talking. She has killer ayes and a beautiful laugh. She's extremely ticklish and smell really good. She's very giggly funny and loving. You must approach to evling first because they'll rarely approach to you first. Evling is faithful to her friends and people she likes/loves. She's sometimes shy but gets crazy when she's confident around you. She's very kind and will never leave you down. Evling hates fake bitches so be real to her and there will be no problem. So if you get to meet her you're so damn lucky! & good look finding girls like her.

"Hey you know evling?"

-"yea why?"

"Well she's beautiful"

Evling? Yea I want to marry her

by Rodriguez28 October 21, 2013

Ellinger

When a fat chick asks another fat chick to have lesbo sex with each other and they usually stuff food in each others vagina.

Those two fat chicks just had "ellinger" together.

by A urban dictionary legened January 30, 2010

Elvin

One who posses the large appearence of an ogre-like man beast.

That kid is so elvin!

by I cannot say June 14, 2004