Dumbfuck Dumptruck 

Noun : When you are such a colossal idiot that you have to carry your stupidity in a dump-truck.

I called the dog a dumbfuck dumptruck when he bit my hand while I was trying to pet him.

Dumbfuck Dumptruck by Ulfhersir October 12, 2021

dumbfuck juice 

The juice that you drink when you want to be a dumbfuck.

Oh no, did John drink the dumbfuck juice again? He's acting super weird with that cup of juice.

dumbfuck juice by esquerlan March 3, 2022

dumbfuck ape

Anyone who has a red hair color specifically on their balls

Look at the ball hair on that dumbfuck ape

dumbfuck ape by Tofu_Bread November 28, 2022

baltimore dumbfuck

The act of being a Ravens fan and getting so upset about a pass interference call that you proceed to throw your alcoholic beverage in an angry fashion all over the bar top and your friends.

Sgt Weller really got upset about that Falcons PI call and pulled a Baltimore dumbfuck the other night...didn't he

baltimore dumbfuck by Akfishripper September 6, 2018

you dumbfuck 

normally used as an insult to someone stupid as hell or retarded

you dumbfuck you spilled my coffee!

you dumbfuck by wow you can smd February 9, 2014

Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck 

An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.

"Oh my God, our friend Michael is such a Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck. He shit his pants again at lunch!"

Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck by Ay-Ay-Rahn March 5, 2019

Smart Dumbfuck

1. An asshole who is very intelligent but likes to piss people off by acting retarded. Usually hated by everyone. Extremely fucking annoying.

2. The annoying son of a bitch who sits behind you and makes some fucking weird noise and kicks your chair, and then turns around and gets an A+ on some Calculus test and then rubs it in.

The smart dumbfuck got a fucking 4.0 and he still acts like a fucking retard. I hate that son of a bitch.

Smart Dumbfuck by bbBobbb123 April 21, 2008