by THE TOTAL DOUCHE... February 25, 2005
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by El Don P March 5, 2009
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a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.
by bearjewib July 14, 2010
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A person who is an even bigger douchebag than your average run of the mill douchebag.
A person who is an even bigger douchebag than your average run of the mill douchebag.
This guy I work with told me he just broke up with his online girlfriend and he told me he wanted to fuck anything that walks. Then he asked if i had any single friends. Later that day the doucheyer sent me a LinkedIn request with a winky face and his number and told me to text him sometime.
by Kesquire January 2, 2013
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1- Someone who sucks at life a lot
2- Mac Woeste
3- see douche
4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot
2- Mac Woeste
3- see douche
4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister
by I C U P February 28, 2005
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A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.
God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.
by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009
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A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.
A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.
Girl 1: I went out with Paul last night, what a gentlemen! I think I'll got out with him again.
Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.
Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.
by HarleyQuinnFTW August 5, 2012
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