cumquat

cumquat is term used by amateur riddim producers to describe a (wipe) track as "cum worthy"

"Hey, bro, this track is so cumquat, I nutted the bed"
"yeah dude it is cumquat"

cumquat by bassfreakofficial May 20, 2020

Cumquat

When you take a gentleman’s pinch of jizz and insert it into your partners ear.

“Megan stuck her finger in my ear during sex, so I gave her a cumquat”

Cumquat by Royston Maurice Keane November 9, 2021

CUMQUAT

CUMQUAT: can often be found in the South African region near the Three Titties Rivers where the Slap-a-Hoe tribe, lead by Barefoot Pookie, congregate. They have been known on occasions for its Citrus taste and once swallowed to be quite Fergilicious. However, not recommended in the early mornings due to its evening resting causing the temperature to become quite thick and hot like lava…recommended to spit rather than swallow. On the upside, Researchers have found that the juices contain high levels of jissom which are great for your complexion.

-TXGRL903

Ferg…you are such a cumquat!!! Yes I am but think of all the benefits cumquats have to offer!!!

CUMQUAT by -txgrl903 September 8, 2023

Benefit cumsnatch 

A benedict comberbatch name variation given to a single mum with multiple kids who declines the offer of the male wearing contraception innthe hope to get up the duff and get another bundle of joy (more benefits)

That jemma is a right benefit cumsnatch! She'll drain a man's balls for the chance of more benefits

Benefit cumsnatch by dreadcore July 21, 2023

Stealing the cumquat 

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

Stealing the cumquat by Russian fatty September 5, 2011

El Tersero : The Cumquat 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Tersero : The Cumquat

El Tersero : The Cumquat by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025