Cronch

When you bite something but extra.

"I'm gonna eat them" "No, you're gonna cronch them"

by Mysterious Mustard Man March 10, 2021

cronchies

lowkey cute pvper, fucking dumbass sometimes (IM KIDDING). Likes big tit women, maybe cronchies will notice me uwu

I love fucking daddy cronchies OwO

by Hawtiebecurling May 19, 2021

Cronch

Cronch,
A noun, verb and adjective in some instances may also be used as a measurement of time and distance.

Eg:
"THIS GREMLIN LOOKING ASS IS CRONCHING UP THEM STAIRS AT 200 CRONCHES PER METER TO FIND THEM SWEET SUCULANT DOUBLE A BATTERY WHILE SUCKING ON A TUBE OF CRONCH JUICE".

by Stolas Goetia November 20, 2021

cronch titty

When milk, cum, or other fluids cake up on the titty and dry out, making a crunchy, crusty layer that covers the titty

Do you have cronch titty? Pour some milk on it!

by duckymunchycrunchy October 9, 2021

coinchvrls

@coinchvrls is a queen and very cool fanpage! she deserves MILLIONS of followers and more, you hate @coinchvrls? read that backwards ;) 💕

hii! do you know @coinchvrls?
yuh, she is my fav fp

by natyherelmao November 28, 2021

Crinch Monster

Evil and Sinister Monsters birthed from the depths of hell of Anti-Spashal force origin that are summoned following an event that creates massive levels of cringe unbearable to the Anti-Crinch forces of this dimension. Their main purpose is to posses innocent soles and give them away to the Crinch Demon (Causing 'Crinch possession'). They were originated by Mr.Crinch (Current leader of the Crinch initiator force) when he left the 'Anti-Spashal force' to create his own order. The 'Anti-Bruh Police' was created by the 'Spashal Adishon' especially for the purpose of exterminating these monsters and slaying them before they cause another 'Crinch Posession' (eg. turning an innocent girl into a BTS fan). Obviously these battles are not viewable by Non-Spashals or Non-Anti-Spashals since they take place in the Spashal/Anti-Spashal Ralm.

"Did she just sing a Doja-Cat lyric out loud? Oh no that might summon the Crinch monster"

by Thamboomaster69420 February 26, 2022

Cronch

A really good soup, usually hot, enjoyed by a cool and hip teen

Wow, I'm really enjoying this cronch

by micah-siddiqui June 19, 2022