cooper

a ugly ass bitch, a white person who doesn’t know spanish but still tries to speak it. a cracker. most definitely quirky. especially @cooperthecanaloupe.

omg! such a cooper lmafooo!!

by Bcatcus420 June 06, 2019

Cooper

A Simp

Cooper Be Simping

by Meat_Stick May 06, 2020

Cooperized

when a creepy older man/teacher randomly selects someone and has an awkward conversation with.

that kid totally got cooperized.

by Canton High School October 02, 2008

Cooper

To disobey the common law in the selfish pursuit of self promotion and glorification.

I am totally gunna cooper today.

by Slapthatman November 13, 2013

Cooper

Normally a short Mexican who likes to go to go lap swimming with his grandparents. He has a thing for Asians but they break his heart. He is also a scene-wannabe.

Check out that guy with the Asian he's such a Cooper.

Look at that Mexican he's kind of a Cooper.

by #thisisabank December 12, 2012

Cooper

A cooper is a short haired, blue eyed pitbull mix. Cooper loves to play hockey, though not very good at it, he really exels with his lower extremities. He also loves cocks and staring at himself in the mirror with his pit vipers on.

Who's that guy wearing pit vipers? Oh that's a cooper.

by Handsomebluetoprakehand June 24, 2022

Cooper

The act wrapping ones legs around anothers head, locking ankles and forcing oral intercourse.
Also known as "Millering"

Native Origin: Midwestern United States specifically South Central Minnesota

Seriously dudes gotta be handing out "Coopers" with a haircut like that.

by JoeCapone666 June 02, 2018