a ugly ass bitch, a white person who doesn’t know spanish but still tries to speak it. a cracker. most definitely quirky. especially @cooperthecanaloupe.
by Bcatcus420 June 5, 2019

by Canton High School January 15, 2009

by Slapthatman November 12, 2013

Normally a short Mexican who likes to go to go lap swimming with his grandparents. He has a thing for Asians but they break his heart. He is also a scene-wannabe.
by #thisisabank December 11, 2012

He is gay has black hair probably likes his cousin and has the highest voice but nothings happening with puberty very short and probably has bad grades.
by University of Tennessee September 25, 2020

A cooper is a short haired, blue eyed pitbull mix. Cooper loves to play hockey, though not very good at it, he really exels with his lower extremities. He also loves cocks and staring at himself in the mirror with his pit vipers on.
by Handsomebluetoprakehand June 23, 2022
