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continuum transfunctioner

A device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.
Do you have, the continuum transfunctioner?
by cool_penguin_0 July 28, 2004
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continental drift

In which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place.
I was walking down the street one day when I experienced some amazing continental drift. I felt free.
by Zorgithatoob June 19, 2012
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cofting

v. Specific art of partying consisting in 1. getting completely drunk, 2. go clubbing/barhopping, 3. watch the moonset/sunrise, 4. go to sleep when the birds are singing, 5. wake up before noon and 6. work the whole day. Alternatively replacing steps 3. to 5. by hooking up with a stranger can be considered cofting. It should be noted that remembering one's own name after 3 am not beeing subject to a massive hangover implies no cofting occurred.
- Dude what's up? You look tired!
- Yeah, we did some serious cofting last night!
by GonzoL July 25, 2011
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Contiki

Travel company that caters to those 18-30. Has tours in Europe, Asia, North America, Australia and New Zealand. One of those large, unruly tour companies that are filled with drunk aussies and only seem fun if you are on it.
I saved up for two years and I'm finally going on my Contiki trip.

Before I went on Contiki i thought i could drink alot, boy did those Aussies show me up!
by Cupiddd. March 28, 2009
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Continuation Dancer

Someone who keeps dancing even though the music has stopped.
Why is Fred still dancing? Hasn't relized the music has stopped?

Yeah, but he's a Continuation Dancer.
by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009
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conTinder

a candidate found in the matched list of suitors of the increasingly popular pseudo speed dating/just plain ole hookup app Tinder

a top conTinder: one of those suitors found at the top of said matched list, due to frequent text conversation
It's always nice to wake up to a new list of conTinders.

"Yea, he has a picture of his dog, a picture of him doing manly outdoorsy things, and all of his pics are taken by other people, definitely a top conTinder on my list."
"Hmm, my top conTinders take selfies, have beach bods, and are dtf."
by McNullty February 28, 2013
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human centipede on a stick

A sexual act, performed during an orgy and similar to a human centipede, in which an absurdly long dildo is inserted into one person's anus so far until it exits the mouth, after which it continues into the next person's anus and so on until everyone is skewered.
Person 1: 'Hey, are you gonna be at the party next week? We're gonna be doing a human centipede on a stick.'

Person 2: 'Steve, what the fuck.'
by martin4132 March 6, 2017
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