Someone who does extracurricular activities or runs for leadership positions for the sole purpose of embellishing his/her college application. His/her disingenuous intent is usually obvious as they have no true passion for their activities. This term derives from the term simp; but instead of pleasing girls, college simps seek to please and gain the favor of colleges.
John: Do you know why Michael is running for class president?
Paul: Michael is a huge college simp – he would do anything to get into Yale.
Although he says he created the non-profit because he is concerned about animal rights, it's obvious that he is college simping.
Paul: Michael is a huge college simp – he would do anything to get into Yale.
Although he says he created the non-profit because he is concerned about animal rights, it's obvious that he is college simping.
by collegesimp June 28, 2020
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An early college in Great Barrington Mass. All the students are would be juniors or seniors in high school, who either graduated early or dropped out to go to Simon's Rock. It's awesome, though has recently been overrun with hipsters, which can make it difficult to figure out if you're "mainstream", or they are. The official mascot is the Fighting Llama, and it does not have any official colors (though maroon is pretty common on campus). Regardless, it's an awesome place, far more awesome then some bitter person who writes mean definitions about it on urbandictionary.
by Gregor9999 June 20, 2011
Get the Simon's Rock College mug.'Gutho'. An upper school in Wigston, Leicester. Often defined for its lack of results and bad taste chair colours (C Block). If you visit you will be killed in A-block between 11.15-11.30 and possibly be attacked by a group of year 10 chavs hiding behind the PE huts having a fag.
No doubt if you go 'GUTHO' you will go out on a friday night down 'memorial' and drink white ace. Usually getting chased home by Vinny on his bike and having the police in Cox's assembly the next week and hiding your head in shame.
Why is the blue room called the blue room? Why does Keller walk around with his ear piece in? Who is Wendy in 'Wendys'? Are Mrs Refugiato and Hadkiss sisters? Do You slide the window up for the cashier or knock on it? Have you met 'Boss man'? Listened to the same assembly by Cox each year? Have you met the crow? Have you noticed the librarian is horrible? Why do people meet at swimming baths? Does anyone do spanish? Do you like the cheese in the panini's? Noticed how much the gym smells?
We love Gutho and the endless amount of Chavs in matching tracksuits that attend :)!
No doubt if you go 'GUTHO' you will go out on a friday night down 'memorial' and drink white ace. Usually getting chased home by Vinny on his bike and having the police in Cox's assembly the next week and hiding your head in shame.
Why is the blue room called the blue room? Why does Keller walk around with his ear piece in? Who is Wendy in 'Wendys'? Are Mrs Refugiato and Hadkiss sisters? Do You slide the window up for the cashier or knock on it? Have you met 'Boss man'? Listened to the same assembly by Cox each year? Have you met the crow? Have you noticed the librarian is horrible? Why do people meet at swimming baths? Does anyone do spanish? Do you like the cheese in the panini's? Noticed how much the gym smells?
We love Gutho and the endless amount of Chavs in matching tracksuits that attend :)!
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by Drenam February 2, 2003
Get the college mug.An extreme form of douchebaggery found at the college level observable to older students.
Also know as the "hip" college crowed put through college on their parents dime.
Usually clad in jerseys, backward caps, or spiked hair.
Loud and generally act with no regard to their fellow students, as they have no other other reason for a higher education other then it being the "right" thing to do.
Also know as the "hip" college crowed put through college on their parents dime.
Usually clad in jerseys, backward caps, or spiked hair.
Loud and generally act with no regard to their fellow students, as they have no other other reason for a higher education other then it being the "right" thing to do.
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Thomas, "nah man, gotta finish this college application."
Jason, "oh yeah that, a total bitch"
Thomas, "nah man, gotta finish this college application."
Jason, "oh yeah that, a total bitch"
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