that's so coachella

Shit teen girls say when they see something they like.

Oh my gosh Kylie, that's so coachella!

by CumKardashian May 1, 2017

Claci

A battle axe-wielding beauty, who has a sex-monster for a mother. She eats men like late night tacos at the Bell and has a thing for drummers with weird hair. She has been known to sexually assault men named Will in dorm lobbies. She lures men into her lair with her good looks and then rapes them to death. Warning EXTREMELY DANGEROUS : PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

Holy Fuck Sauce, isn't that Claci?
Yeah bro, I heard she went 3-0 with a guy then ate his fuckin throat.
Jesus fuckin' a pancake, that's awesome. I'd let her eat my throat!

by TheJuiceMonster December 11, 2010

Coach Mike

Coach Mike is a bald, loud , annoying homosexual with 10 foot earlobes.

"God dammit Ramon, pull your head out of your ass! My name is Coach Mike!"

by richyoungprodigy March 9, 2017

P.E. coach

A douchedick that is 60lbs over weight yet still has you run a mile a day and climb a rope which, I'm pretty sure, isn't even strong enough to hold his fatass. Yet he makes you run faster and harder to make you lose weight and to stay healthy, while he sits in a chair on the side timing you and drinking a diet soda.

"My P.E. coach had me run 3 miles today in 2nd hr"

by Imkool136 April 4, 2015

claction

a hybrid for clit (clitoris) action

"I need claction now or my vagina will shrivel up!"

by bigbootiesRus April 10, 2008

Coachillin

1. (verb) - to be in a pure state of bliss while surrounded by your friends and loved ones on an amazing journey of art, music and dancing.

2. the act of going to, or hanging out at, Coachella Music Festival, Indio CA.

Zaffiro: "Where are you? I just got to the festival"

Cunana: "Yo! We're Coachillin in VIP"

by PositivePanda May 10, 2011

Cloacalingus

Licking of an anthro bird's cloaca, usually done by another anthro or a human. A term used by furries

the fox performed cloacalingus on the bird

by Arceus777 October 27, 2014