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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.
"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004
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Coditis

When someone misses school or work having recently obtained a new Call of Duty game. It can in fact be used for any game, not just CoD.
Teacher: 'Where's (name)?'
Students: 'He probably has coditis sir.'
by ryanocerous123 February 26, 2011
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Codtch

The act of playing COD (Call of Duty) while Cotching (see Cotching or Cotch for further understanding)

Can be pronounced Codge, but rarely said out loud. Mainly used on social networking sites or through text.
Guy1: Hey man wanna come online?
Guy2: Yeah man im up for Codtching
by Elqué October 6, 2011
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CodiRae

Codirae is a sweet and kind. It is fun and loud. But is the coolest of all.
Codirae is the bomb.
by Batmans mom November 2, 2011
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codiemurata

An amazing girl who always puts others first. So innocent and sweet.Capable of showing large amounts of love and affection. Never find a girl better than this one. Smart, beautiful,kind,adorable, and loving are just a few words that describe this amazing girl. If you had her as a girlfriend, you would consider yourself lucky and maybe unworthy of her love. She is the best girlfriend anybody could have.
Let's Go codiemurata
by hebeballin November 27, 2012
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CODCuckold

A CODCuckold is a call of duty gamer who pays for micro-transactions knowing Activision is fucking him out of his hard earned cash, the gamer is often knowingly paying for overpriced content that should be available to the player anyway when they buy the game, CODCuckolds somehow gets gratification from this often masturbating over their new digital content.
AJ was told by his wife Sally that he couldn't buy the $30 digital in game hammer in call of duty BO4, however AJ is a CODCuckold and couldn't resist his urges to fill the pockets of greedy developers.
by Chesterfieldsucks May 31, 2019
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Comic Cat

A comic created by Thaddeus Peters, also known as the god of our mortal realm.
It stars Comic, the second-best one, Ham, the second-best one, Dog, the second-best one, Snelly, the deceased one, the Turtle, the least-best one, and Red, the best one.
Person 1: Do you like Comic Cat?
Person 2: What is that, some weeb shit?
Person 1: Isn't that how every chain goe- I mean, it's good. Go look at it.
by SHBlaz April 11, 2019
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