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cockatoo

Well obviously the 13-year-old dipshit idiots are having a field day...

They're birds of the family Cacatuidae, order Psittaciformes; in other words, they're parrots. They're mostly found in Australia and its surrounding territory. The mid-sized, yellow-crested, white-feathered bird you see in fiction is just one species, but it is the most common one.

You have a pet cockatiel? That's the smallest genuine species of cockatoo, and the easiest to tame; the others are more difficult to domesticate, and probably not worth your time unless you know your stuff.
tl;dr cockatoos are Australian parrots, not whatever other shitty definition a bunch of brain-deprived prepubescent boys made up on the spot.
by Kiriazis November 6, 2009
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cockgood

1. adj. Derives from the word cocky and good. Used to describe a person who is cocky or good. simple as that.

2. adj. Used to describe something extraordinary or something of grandeur.
"HEY Johnny you watch that movie about that small dude?"

"What movie? Simon Birch?"

"yeah!"

"hell yea that shit was hella dope."

"Cockgood?"

"yup..."
by Reba Macintyre June 27, 2009
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Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!
Drink my Cockfosters!
by Ian Chode July 23, 2003
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cockgoblin

Any male who takes an interest in sucking and/or fondling other males' cocks.
Qarxu just can't keep himself away from Mhalgrim's cock: what a cockgoblin!
by Dmitry November 19, 2003
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Cockhold

When a wife humiliates her husband under her control, usually making the husband wear a chastity belt while she has sex with another man.
"Miranda takes a big black cock while her husband Jim is forced to watch. Miranda says humiliating things to Jim while taking black cock, now Jim regrets the Cockhold"
by IFGODWASONEOFUS January 27, 2015
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Clocktower

A person who's gone beyond the point of crazy and has finally flipped out.

Derives it's origins from the crazies who have taken a rifle to the top of a clock tower, presumably because the ticking of a giant clock is soothing to some people.
"Whoa man, did you hear that Mickey went nuts and panched that guy for dinging his car?"

"Yeah, I always thought he was a total Clocktower."

or

"If I don't make some friends soon, I'm gonna go Clocktower."
by Mr Fisty June 19, 2006
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cockjock

A person that rides a cock, like a horse.
A person name Guy that rides another persons cock like he would ride a horse.
by Mr.fuktook November 4, 2003
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