cloginhymer

When you fall and a pole goes inside you.

He pumps his cloginhymer jysms inside you, as they flow within you.

by Ponderouspenis December 27, 2020

cloginhymer

When you open something and it explodes or if you clog your holes.

To pump your cloginhymer in her and jysms flow like a river.

by Ponderouspenis December 27, 2020

choganaa

Choganaa is a smart girls who is not a nerd also very sporty and loves pastel colours and is basically a very good person to hang out with

That girl is so smart she’s definitely a choganaa

by Rachelgreene007 January 3, 2021

clognitive thinking

Trying to think while confused.

Joe: hey Timmy you gonna bungee jump or not?
Timmy: I don't know I'm clognitive thinking about it.

by rastufus September 9, 2021

Coogan’s Bluff

When you are wearing a condom and laying down the good pipe on your girl (when you’re about to cum) take the condom off and have her turn around and blow in her face

Brad: Hey Babe, Turn around!
Kelly: Okay!
*Brad Coogan’s bluffs her*
Kelly:OMG What was that!?
Brad: You just got Coogan’s Bluffed

by Badabing42069 October 30, 2021

clognosis

Someone who has an unbearable urge to shove plastic bottles into their rectum.
an non-treatable condition.
clognosis parties hypnotise you into having the condition

Hey wanna go to the clognosis partay? no ill get clognosis

by Fancy word master October 14, 2023

cogan

cogan is someone who will automatically light up your day. he is so sweet and once you get to know him he’s energetic. his voice is so calming and peaceful and anyone will be lucky to have a cogan in their life. cogan is very quiet at first but once you get to know him, once he’s comfortable with you, he brings his inner child out, he brings yours too. cogan always knows how to comfort you and make you smile even in the toughest moments. his eyes make you feel lost in the world and most importantly, he holds you tight and will always try to solve any problem with you. don’t lose or hurt a cogan. cogan may have some trust issues.. enjoy every moment you have with him. enjoy it.

person #1- who’s cogan?
person #2- cogan is the sweetest person i know, he came in my life randomly and i am so happy that he did. he never makes me feel like i should change who i am around him, he makes me happy.

by jesuslovesyou November 19, 2023