cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Penises. Also known as Cleptopenisania.

the hooker commited cleptopenia after i refused to pay her 20 dollars to suck my dick

by heisenberg420969 February 5, 2018

clepto

some one who likes to grab people

tim is a clepto to all the girls and guys i kno!

by wolfsketcher September 15, 2005

cleptopheliac

a person whos symptoms include fucking stolen merchandise usually car amps obsessed with stolen things ,

uncle alex is a recovering cleptopheliac, and dale is fallowing.

by the don won July 1, 2008

cleitter

sexiest guy in school with big dick hella funny and charming and acleitter can many girls

me: bro i pull hella girls.
friend: your becoming a cleitter bro

by oh yeaaaaaaa oh yeaaa April 15, 2019

clepto

A cocain induced desire to win, or participate in a spelling bee, followed by a severe hang over.

"Dude we were doing so much snow last night I went on a clepto for about five straight hours!"

by john March 16, 2005

cleptohoe

A douchebag who purposley steals your hoe(s) while your spitting your game.

Dude, Jerry is a cleptohoe! He's always taking my girls from me!

by Adam Alexander April 7, 2006

clepto diablo

one of the five founders of the great nation of CHERRYland.Also that dude that steals allz yo crap when you ain't looking...otherwise your mom

that dude is such a total clepto diablo!!!

by Cleps Wagon May 21, 2008