Clay

A Chef-Tastic guy with a stellar taste in music. His favorite food is leaves off of random trees but has dabbled in Elmer’s Glue. He has a dark sense of humor that many can appreciate. All around a good friend and tubular boyfriend.

Clay-Have you seen Chef, by uhhh Jon Favreau? It’s a good movie and you should watch it.

by SophiaMae June 24, 2018

Clay

a beta female who thinks she is a male and has no dominance

you have no dominance over me clay

by the bruh moments January 22, 2020

clay

a perverted ass, whom you should not trust. not only does he have hundreds of nudes from innocent girls, but he will manipulate you to tell your secrets, swear he won't tell them, then tell all of his friends.

dude, stop being such a clay

by pissed11 March 10, 2016

Clay

Clay is someone that is a straight retard...says words wrong such as "big skeesh" laughs about it and then still looks like a dumbass...likes to kiss guys and spanks his monkey afterwards...plays card games with his little brother such as pokemon and yugioh'...had anal sex with a superman action figure once and like it.

Ian:Clay is so dumb, he stuck his finger up his butt
Matt:I know,he straight up spit on me while he got done suckin his on dick.
Seth:Wow matt..did he really..he was humping my chair at my house trying to get aroused.

by Mr.Nikkason June 1, 2009

Clay

He is the biggest guy in the school and he loves spreading propaganda and girls legs

Man clay is such a great guy

by Jeffery billy bob June 20, 2019

Clay

when he/she is fake or when I mean fake, I mean they aren't actually your friend, they use you, they talk behind your back and don't respect you. Do not be friends with clays!!!!

Bro I heard brianna dated her friends ex the day they broke up, she clay ngl.

by Slanging Florida October 16, 2020

Gaseous Clay

a person with horrendously smelly farts (as he floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. This is derived from “Cassius Clay” which is the birth name of the famed boxer Muhammad Ali.)

"SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!! What is that smell? Whoa, you’re a regular Gaseous Clay. Alright, I throw in the towel. Now help me back on my feet, would ya?"

by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020