A Chef-Tastic guy with a stellar taste in music. His favorite food is leaves off of random trees but has dabbled in Elmer’s Glue. He has a dark sense of humor that many can appreciate. All around a good friend and tubular boyfriend.
by SophiaMae June 24, 2018
by the bruh moments January 22, 2020
a perverted ass, whom you should not trust. not only does he have hundreds of nudes from innocent girls, but he will manipulate you to tell your secrets, swear he won't tell them, then tell all of his friends.
by pissed11 December 04, 2015
Clay is someone that is a straight retard...says words wrong such as "big skeesh" laughs about it and then still looks like a dumbass...likes to kiss guys and spanks his monkey afterwards...plays card games with his little brother such as pokemon and yugioh'...had anal sex with a superman action figure once and like it.
Ian:Clay is so dumb, he stuck his finger up his butt
Matt:I know,he straight up spit on me while he got done suckin his on dick.
Seth:Wow matt..did he really..he was humping my chair at my house trying to get aroused.
Matt:I know,he straight up spit on me while he got done suckin his on dick.
Seth:Wow matt..did he really..he was humping my chair at my house trying to get aroused.
by Mr.Nikkason June 02, 2009
by Jeffery billy bob June 20, 2019
when he/she is fake or when I mean fake, I mean they aren't actually your friend, they use you, they talk behind your back and don't respect you. Do not be friends with clays!!!!
by Slanging Florida October 16, 2020
a person with horrendously smelly farts (as he floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. This is derived from “Cassius Clay” which is the birth name of the famed boxer Muhammad Ali.)
"SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!! What is that smell? Whoa, you’re a regular Gaseous Clay. Alright, I throw in the towel. Now help me back on my feet, would ya?"
by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020