Church

something you should go to if your a female weeb in your teens.

Female: I love (insert anime character) soo muchh
Me: Are you innocent?
Female: ...
Me: Go to Church, and go outside.

by oohyuh January 27, 2021

Church

The beach.

It's gonna be hot today, let's go to church.

by Camaroman August 28, 2011

church

In the Gay community in the 1960's, this meant the gay bar everyone went to on Sunday morning after being out all night Saturday catting around. You would medicate your hangover, find out how everybody did the night before, etc.

Will I see you in church on Sunday?

by billfish March 24, 2005

church

Verb. To drink alchoholic beverages
This word was created and named for the Brookline, MA area bar "Church".

"I'm going churching tonight"

"Yo, are you gonna church or what?"

by prison97 March 15, 2010

church

Basically it is more fundraisers and bible studies that actually getting your sins forgiven and doing what you are supposed to do... WORSHIP!!

Yeah I might as well skip church this Sunday because all they are doing is sucking money that could be used for a nice McDonald's dinner for the new addition they are going to rennovate.

by Some anomoyous person you'll never know December 25, 2007

church

1) a building designated for those (aka Christians) who are following the rules.
2) a place where Christians gather together in the name of euphoria, sing-a-longs, dress up, etc, in order to feel good about one's self.
3) a cult, view, religion, ideology, sect, etc.

1)If you are in a building where people listen to you and accept who you are as a person despite the circumstances, its not church, its an AA Meeting.

by Dave The Symphony May 11, 2011

Church

Code word for teens to get with their friends and smoke weed.

*teacher walks by*
"so we still on for church this weekend"?
"you bet".

by wendalynn April 11, 2009