i choose blood

Famous line said by TechnoBlade

I choose blood

by Adorbsxm December 26, 2021

Choose a winner

Doesn't work, Never works, It will never work.

Choose a winner

by quartz89_alt March 17, 2022

you choose

When you say something but you want to let the person hearing what you said decide what to use the definition as in one of those moments where the thing you say can be useful.

Dave: So it can mean changing the color of something, or to stop living. You choose.

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

I CHOOSE NOAH!!

Yeah, keep screaming it moron. Noah has never posted anything here he does not have a phone.

Iam "For the past 15 years I have been-"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAH!!!"

Hym "You're a retarded whore and you fuck retards with fat cocks so you can feel intelligent get your cervix pounded."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAH! BLULULULULULULULULU!"

Hym "You being like this is why your kids are like this and if they weren't they would stop getting mass murdered overnight."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAAH!!!!! BLULULULULULU! I'M IMMORTAAAAAAAAL!!!!"

Hym "Name the person I am better than."

Whore "NOAAAAAAHULULULULULULULU- Er- Wait... I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Hym "Heheheheheheh..."

by Hym Iam June 30, 2025

I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!!

You see how I was right about talking to women, right?

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!! YAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAAAAH!!!!"

Hym "You see how nothing I say to you get you to not choose Noah over me?"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOALALALALALALALALALALALBLUBLUBLUB! AAALALALALALALALALA!"

Hym "Ooooooh MAN! Yeah, I'm clearly the insane person here. I must be the most insane person who has ever lived."

Whore "NOAAAAAAAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO WOMEEEEEEENAALALALAALALLAALALAL!!"

by Hym Iam June 30, 2025

I Choose you Pikachu

As you are having intercourse, you scream "I Choose you Pikachu" as you slap your balls aggressively against the women.

Josh: "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU"
Smacks the women*
The 'women": "We're fucking done.."

by ImOffensive August 1, 2025

Choosing up

To have sex without strings attached; a sexual situation ship. Originates from LA/OC/IE

She was choosing up last night

by ii_AusxYz November 5, 2025