Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ImOffensive

Catch a Pokémon

A cheeky way to tell your partner you’re about to show some enthusiastic affection by slapping your balls on her face— Pokémon-style.

P1: Dude, why the fuck is your ladies cheeks red??
P2: I decided to "Catch a Pokémon" last night, lol.

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A person so vile, that you can smell there stank.

P1: what's that smell?
P2: is the poorly vitrex man over there, loser.

Vitrex by ImOffensive August 2, 2025

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As you are having intercourse, you scream "I Choose you Pikachu" as you slap your balls aggressively against the women.

Josh: "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU"
Smacks the women*
The 'women": "We're fucking done.."

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