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caterpillar carrier

someone who has a daft like moustache shaped like a caterpillar feeding from the bullshit that comes from his mouth
hahaha, look at his caterpillar carrier on his face, pay no attention to him, he's obviuosly a retard
by horsearse July 18, 2009
mugGet the caterpillar carriermug.

Flesh Caterpillar

A penis. Specifically one of exceptional girth and a rumpled foreskin.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.
Sorry, Pat's mum isn't available right now- she's playing the flesh caterpillar.

I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.
by SpaceAsstronaut November 24, 2019
mugGet the Flesh Caterpillarmug.

Caterpillar Kiss

A caterpillar kiss should be defined as a man and a woman rubbing their chins together and kissing. Get it, cuz the circle of life.
Babe, you’re looking very hairy. Give me a caterpillar kiss to see if it’s time for a shave.
by D!ckface May 15, 2023
mugGet the Caterpillar Kissmug.

Connie the Caterpillar

A term for having a colonoscopy, for use in polite company or when you want to remain private
K: What are you up to for your birthday?

F: I’m having a bit of Connie the caterpillar today, then getting my makeup done
by TC_333 June 19, 2019
mugGet the Connie the Caterpillarmug.

sleepy caterpillar

When a guys dick gets limp and the girl smacks it on her face a few times to get it hard again.
Ex.
Calebs dick got limp and grace did the sleepy caterpillar
by Jonahthegreat March 10, 2017
mugGet the sleepy caterpillarmug.

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