covid-19 

the virus that ruined 2020...

fuck covid-19.
covid-19 sucks.

covid-19 by potanginaimsobored March 27, 2020

COVID Thirst 

When you're in quarantine so long that you starting to get hella horny and can't control yourself. First popularized by Rapper, Lil Durby.

Yo, Last night I was in bed tryna sleep and shit, and Suzie got up in my DMs, like "I can't sleep!" "Wish we could hang out right now?" "Can I just come over?"

"I'm like helllll nawww!" She got that COVID Thirst, bruh, She boutta Bursttt!

COVID Thirst by billythekid_7 March 25, 2020

Covid fag 

Someone who is too afraid of the Covid 19 that already fotgot what being a man means.

Dude, John is such a covid faggot. He is wearing a mask alone, inside his own car!

Covid fag by Booty_hunter March 29, 2021

Covid-38 

A person who has been unlucky enough to contract the covid-19 virus twice.

Dude 1. I feel like shit. This is the second time I've contracted the coronavirus.

Dude 2. I feel for you bro. It's tough being a covid-38.

Covid-38 by a_fool March 25, 2020

COVID-15 

The 15 lbs of weight gain caused by nervously binge eating your COVID-19 food stockpile.

Oh man, I shouldn’t have eaten the Costco box of ramen, I’m one step closer to hitting my COVID-15

COVID-15 by One of Many March 13, 2020

Covid Slap 

When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".

Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.

Covid Slap by Jack Hoffmen 69 May 12, 2020

Covid Check 

"Covid check" is called out before relieving wind. This is to check everyone's sense of smell in the area and reduce the spread of COVID-19. Loss of smell could indicate the presence of COVID-19, and a person who is unable to smell the flatulence should be avoided. This is considered a service.

Person 1: "Covid Check!" *farts*
Person 2: " Huh. I can't smell anything."
Person 1: " You prob have Covid."

Covid Check by chubby choo choo January 25, 2021