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Congress

Where lobbyists go to buy their laws.
Big Corporation: Hmm this toxic waste dumping regulation seems to be affecting our business.

Lobbyist: No problem I'll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one.
by EveryTypeofCake November 22, 2011
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congratufuckinglations

expressing extreme sarcasm
joe: hey guess what?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?
by G_Collins June 27, 2005
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El psy congroo!

An infamous catchphrase from a certain Mad Scientist.

Anyone after watching Steins;Gate will have a 75% chance of saying this and also probably putting a banana into a microwave.
Makise Kurisu: What are you doing?
Hououin Kyouma: THIS IS HOUOUIN KYOUMA, IT HAS SEEMED THE ORGANIZATION SENT A SPY AGAINST ME, EL PSY CONGROO!
by CubicBeingUnFunny February 27, 2023
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CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple)

Congi Reptile Tweeple. First defined by Dr Subramainan Swamy. They are those slimy twitter users who crawl out of city sewers who abuse Dr Swamy & his patriotic followers for Rs 100/tweet. They are usually hired by Vishkanya goons.
Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.
by ugra July 3, 2012
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Congress

A group of people so corrupted by money that they have no idea how the normal American thinks, but apparently knows enough to tell us what we can and cannot do.
Man From Congress: Who in here would honestly sell their private jet and fly commercial?
by AnonymousVoxPopuli March 27, 2012
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conglomerate

your conglomerate is your hustle:what you do to make money.
by christian luyando February 11, 2009
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congrammer

The opposite of a competent and conscientious computer programmer.

Congrammers usually don't RTFM and frequently deliver buggy and unmaintainable code, which programmers will loathe them for.

Congrammers survive in the corporate world by deceiving non-technical managers who naively appreciate them for their ass-kissing qualities and "yes sir" attitude. Some congrammers manage to go unsupervised, and by the time managers realize how badly they have damaged their product, it's sometimes too late to go back and have a programmer fix everything.

Congrammers are unlikely to give programmers any real credit for saving their projects, but programmers must willingly help them anyway since otherwise they won't be considered "team players".
Programmer 1: Hey, I can't follow this module.c code. It's filled with like magic constants and 2,000 line functions. I don't think this guy understood pointers, either... and why did he write his own shitty version of strtol()? WTF...

Programmer 2: Oh yeah... that was all done a while ago by Paul, our old congrammer at the time. After 3 years of shit they finally wised up and let him go. Your guess is as good as mine... Anyways, welcome to the team and good luck fixing that code.

Programmer 1: FML
by rylesny November 9, 2009
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