by StThomas10 July 19, 2019

by CooJooMoe February 2, 2022

A miserable disorganized event, similar to a cluster fuck, however, a splendid time was had by all. Shared misery with friends.
We went to the horse show. It rained and there was mud everywhere. No one scored above 55 and we had the time of our lives. It was a complete fluster cluck.
by vanishingsky September 22, 2006

by CluckRulya March 24, 2021

by AfterTheFire May 23, 2012

When chicken is so good you use the dipping sauce as lube to anally penetrate yourself. Frequently seen performed in a Popeyes.
Black guy: oh god this chickens good. Mmmm.
Friend: oh Jesus what're you doing this is a family place.
BG: shut up dude I'm tryin to cluck fuck here.
Friend: oh Jesus what're you doing this is a family place.
BG: shut up dude I'm tryin to cluck fuck here.
by SnatchCatcher July 13, 2015

Having a conversation with someone in a comment box on a social network (i.e Facebook) and then deleting all your comments so it looks like that person has been talking to them self.
BEFORE Comment Clucking:
MATTY: You look well pretty!
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
MATTY: No.
GEORGE: Yes.
AFTER Comment Clucking:
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
GEORGE: Yes.
MATTY: You look well pretty!
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
MATTY: No.
GEORGE: Yes.
AFTER Comment Clucking:
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
GEORGE: Yes.
by Loremipsumdolorsitamet November 26, 2010
