Clanking

(English) Clanking or "to clank" is for a person to have very specific point of views that differ from facts known by countries around the globe.

Reasoning: These views are common sense and can be looked up via the internet to be proven right, yet they are nowhere to be found.

Logic: None

Association: Typically occurs with people named Brian.

Person A (male): I still cannot believe how horrible the Holocaust was!
Brian: God! The Holocaust never happened go look it up and do some research.
Person A (male): You don't have to be so rude, you hurt my feelings.
Brian: Maybe if you didn't have so much estrogen in your body, you wouldn't act like this.
Person A (male): Why are you clanking so much. Go learn something.
Brian: Fuck you and fuck Naruto! Dragon Ball Z all the way!

by lilscholar0314 December 05, 2023

clank

somebody who is sexually attracted to cars

That guy is such a clank he's in a relationship with his 1998 toyota corolla.

by Clank god September 10, 2018

Clank

A fat teacher

"I hate my new science teacher, he's such a clank!"

by Cheetos JK March 14, 2017

Clank

A gurl that is a hoe or thot slang mostly used in south Florida

That clank always sucking dick

by That bish 😍 May 15, 2021

Clank

A black chick who wears a lot of jewelry.

That thot Keisha be a clank.

by DaKINGmakura December 03, 2017

clank

"Clank" is a word to describe an awkward situation.

As a noun, it can be used as a word for "awkward situation(s)"

"I'm not going to the party, I would clank up a storm."
*in this case, the speaker doesn't want go go to the party because they believe
they'd make it awkward*

"What's with all that clank, man?"
*could be used after friend has an embarrassing conversation with a girl he likes?

by Karl_1999 April 28, 2024

Clank

The action of fucking a certain animatronic by the name of Fedby Fadbear

That boy Elon clanking for real
That man clankmaxxing ong ong

by Clankcelled clankmaxxer December 27, 2023