cheesecake 

a yeast infection where chucky puss comes out the vagina... GROSS

i was about to fuck my girlfriend for the first time till she took off her pants and i noticed the cheesecake

cheesecake by taliantim56 May 1, 2010

Cheesecake 

A cover word for any kind of Oral Sex.

Dude 1: Did you hear about Brad? He had some AWESOME cheesecake last night.

Dude 2: Man, he's so lucky. I fucking love cheesecake. Alyssa always has good cheesecake.

Cheesecake by alb123 August 30, 2010

cheesecake 

a beverage including all beer and hard liquor,also used at large parties

Hey Kyra, Do you have the cheesecake yet for the party?

cheesecake by mike731baby January 20, 2009

Cheesecake 

Spunking on a girls face and then punching her in the nose. The resulting nosebleed combined with the cum makes it look like a strawberry cheesecake.

Man I gave Joan some cheesecake last night!

Cheesecake by babygirlscrivs August 4, 2010

cheesecake 

a guy i met in the middle of the street on a drunken night that had a long fingernail

i just fucked a cheesecake

i fancy that cheesecake

my unckle pat said that when i am 16 i can go and find my own cheesecake

KuRhUr

cheesecake by pat July 12, 2004

Cheesecake 

Inappropriate gestures made on bus girls and waitresses at The Cheesecake Factory. For example, a misunderstanding due to language barriers leads to unwanted smooches and other unfriendly customer gestures.

Brad just pulled a Cheesecake again

Cheesecake by B. Weis December 28, 2010

cheesecake 

"being cheesecake" is when two people are alone together, but one person either makes or receives a phone call that lasts longer than 2-3 minutes

Excerpt from phone conversation:
---"It's really nice hearing from you, but I have to get off the phone soon, cause I'm being cheesecake."

Text message:
---"Hey whats up? I'm bored... I'm hanging out with samm, but she's being a total cheesecake."

cheesecake by allkindsofnoise February 21, 2009