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short busser 

A term that is commonly used by college professors to refer to students that get (by law) 50% more time on tests because of a "learning disability". The disability is typically related to test anxiety.

The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.
Professor 1: How many short bussers do you have in your class this semester?

Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?

Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!
short busser by Itsmoida2me July 8, 2009

Busser Balls 

The Aroma Coming From Ones Boxers After A Shift Of Bussing Tables.
Dude Blake I Can't Wait To Get Home And Shower I've Got Some Rancid Busser Balls Right Now.
Busser Balls by NoahDaBoa November 29, 2011

Bessie the cow

To pass the time, Bessie the cow and her friend Elsie like to play a version of a game they saw at the county fair.
To start, Bessie puts three inverted shells on a table and places a small round pebble under one of them (at least she hopes it is a pebble -- she found it on the ground in one of the pastures). Bessie then proceeds to swap pairs of shells, while Elsie tries to guess the location of the pebble.

The standard version of the game the cows saw being played at the county fair allowed the player to see the initial location of the pebble, and then required guessing its final location after all the swaps were complete.

However, the cows like to play a version where Elsie does not know the initial location of the pebble, and where she can guess the pebble location after every swap. Bessie, knowing the right answer, gives Elsie a score at the end equal to the number of correct guesses she made.

Given the swaps and the guesses, but not the initial pebble location, please determine the highest possible score Elsie could have earned.
Bessie the cow by 0mnip0tent November 6, 2020

Bussin in my pants 

When you cum in your pants in public without masturbating. This usually happens when you're walking past a group of Busty Bombshell Babes
This morning when I was walking in the park, I started bussin in my pants when I walked by these girls

bussin stomach 

The feeling of discomfort you get in your stomach after excessive drinking/shotgunning
Mike: How do you feel?
Joe: Not so great, I got bussin stomach
bussin stomach by UrbanDoughnut March 23, 2022

hoe bussing 

picking up the nasty wasted girl at the end of the night for one night stand when options have run out
"By 3 a.m.. there were only two sloppy drunk girls left. I turned to Frank and said, "Looks like its time for some 'hoe bussing'."
hoe bussing by Keluckaluckaka January 15, 2007