Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!
by high performance 5 December 1, 2011
Get the mile high blumpkin mug.The unspoken act of a female performing an upper decker, whilst a male counterpart carries out a defecation in the lower (relative to aforementioned upper deck) deck, whilst eating out the aforementioned female.
Gary and Bruce were both really excited to partake in the sensual act of a Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin, but neither one had eaten a large enough meal to carry out the act.
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Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.
So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.
by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011
Get the Mr. Hankey blumpkin mug.This is the act of giving/receiving a blumpkin, from a girl or a boy, while the giver is blowing the receiver the giver must vomit all over the receivers cock and lap, induced by choking on the receivers cock. Typically after an Oriental Blumpkin commences the fellating party puts their hand in front of their mouth and makes a racially stereo-typical Asian laugh.
by Roberto TM November 18, 2007
Get the Oriental Blumpkin mug.The act of getting a blow job while taking a shit on the toilet inside a Porta-Potty. Very similar to the plain BLUMPKIN. Just watch out for the blue water.
by Dominick AKA Snuffy September 10, 2007
Get the Porta Blumpkin mug.When a couple is doing a sitting 69, the man takes a shit and the woman is on her period. (Obvious blumpkin + red wings reference)
That is the nastiest girl I know. She did a Detroit Blumpkin. Hell, and her boyfriend is almost as bad.
by The Rebecca Black Experience August 20, 2011
Get the Detroit Blumpkin mug.Similar to an ordinary blumpkin but in this case the girl A.C. Slater's the toilet and blows the guy as he upper decks the toilet.
Chad and his girlfriend had to shit at the same time, so to kill two birds with one stone she gave him a double blumpkin in her parents bathroom.
by D-Zell June 23, 2011
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