Christmas letter blogger

A blogger whose blog exists only to brag about the wonderfully perfect parts of their life that they allow the world to see. A braggart, a bore, a major bs artist.

After my son flushed a stuffed toy down the toilet, I wasn't in the mood for that Christmas letter blogger's tales of her perfect life with her perfect children in her perfect house.

by cathymccaughan April 11, 2008

asian blogger

A blogger on Tumblr who is asian and primarily blogs disney, bokeh, and hype brand clothing. Makes "asian posts" which consist of a vague title and a paragraph or more than necessary about love. Generally, asian bloggers think they know everything about their's and other's love lives and personal feelings, and everything else.

Asian Blogger: Love......... I have a feeling that it affects people stronger than they believe.... blah blah....... you have to be careful.... blah blah
Other Bloggers: You're fucking stupid go away

by annoyed blogger December 27, 2011

pinch blogger

one who takes over a blog while the blogger is temporarily occupied by more pressing matters or is otherwise unable to blog. the length of time a pinch blogger posts depends on the blogger and pinch blogger's arrangement. derived from "pinch hitter." may or may not contain a hyphen (pinch-blogger). may also be modified to verb form: pinch-blog.

I need a pinch blogger to take over the site while I'm in Zimbabwe for two weeks.

by particleman December 7, 2006

cog blogger

the same as "cock blocker", but used when the word "cock" is inappropriate.

*two high school students making out behind the school*

Lady: Do you know the nearest way to a shoe store?

Girl: Omg. Yeah.*blah blah blah blah blah*

Boy: What a cog blogger. >__>

by rymenoceres September 6, 2011

silent blogger

a blogger on tumblr that posts nothing but pictures and never posts any messages.

silent blogger:

*puppy*
* cookies*
*a puppy*
* a pretty girl*
*whale*
*roller coaster*
* melted crayons*

by heytheregurl October 13, 2011

Bathroom Blogger

A person who does their deep thought, prolific writing while sitting on the toilet in the privacy of their bathroom. This environment is mentally and creatively stimulating to them and provides them the perfect privacy needed to write. This person is also more likely to be a Toilet Tweeter.

Ken writes two to three blog posts a day from the confines of his toilet, in the privacy of his bathroom. Sometimes this Bathroom Blogger takes his talent to work, spending his entire lunch break on the toilet writing on his laptop.

by K Whitt January 27, 2013

battle blogger

Someone who says every word that comes to mind while in Voice Comms regardless of who may already be speaking, usually mid-fight in a competitive video game. Everyone hates them.

Dude, Jeff is such a battle blogger I had to force Push-to-Talk on him. And he STILL battle blogged the whole time.

by Noval1th June 5, 2017