A bruce boner is an erection with such colossal force and magnitude that, like Bruce Banner when he becomes the Incredible Hulk, it rips straight through the owner's pants.
Zeus: Hey, why is there a huge whole in your pants?
Ares: I saw Aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner.
Ares: I saw Aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner.
by MC Spartan-117 July 7, 2008
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For the people who acutally know something about Eminem, and know his FULL name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III.
by ohmananotherword October 18, 2008
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to acidentally/purposely injure someone with intent and then play it off after the fact as if it were a accident.
named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.
ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.
named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.
ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.
Spectator A: Damn son, you see that poor sap get undercut by the same guy he just blocked on the previous play?
Spectator B: Ya bro, he just got Bruce Bowen'd. F his life.
Spectator B: Ya bro, he just got Bruce Bowen'd. F his life.
by real_rodsizzler October 26, 2009
Get the bruce bowen'd mug.When someone has something inside "multiple bag levels", like a bag inside a wallet inside a purse inside a backpack. It's usually very frustrating for everyone.
Mick: Drop me some dough?
Mike: A'ight.
(Opens backpack, finds bag, opens bag, finds wallet, opens wallet, finds money)
Mick: Yo, it's like bagception up in here!
Mike: A'ight.
(Opens backpack, finds bag, opens bag, finds wallet, opens wallet, finds money)
Mick: Yo, it's like bagception up in here!
by FoodEater62 October 2, 2011
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by [ok] November 16, 2003
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Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.
Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
by MathKills February 10, 2009
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