barney

A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.

Barney teaches children just how fun life can be.

by Davey June 5, 2004

barney style

To over simplify a concept or the description of an object or procedure. It refers to the TV show "Barney and Friends", which is for children.

You guys look confused. Let me break it down Barney style for you.

by Laz8 September 30, 2007

barneyfuck

A furtive sexual act performed while small children in another room are distracted by video entertainment.

Just got the new Dora video. It was amazing! We managed three barneyfucks before Emily even asked for juice!

by BHC January 2, 2009

Barney Stinson

Barney Stinson is a handsome and available Renaissance man best known for blowing up the blogosphere with www.barneysblog.com. Barney plays 83 different musical instruments, holds the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, has flown a fighter jet around the world blindfolded, ranks first in the world in laser tag and good looks, invented that chariot thing for crippled dogs, and currently serves on the board of a Fortune 500 company, which is why he probably won't return your calls.

Praise For Barney Stinson - from the ladies:

''Stinson sure knows how to use his pen.'' -Lisa, Shared a Cab

''It's a little rough in the beginning, but once you see all the magnificence packed inside, you won't ever want to put it down.'' -Katie, Lost Tourist

''I'll be honest - I was a little worried when I saw the length, but don't worry - it'll grow on you.'' -Carolyn...Carol?, Met Outside Yoga

by Koning Erik August 2, 2010

Burned Fur

A member or ex-member of the furry fandom who has been burned in some severe way. Usually this is a result of some event or other portion of the fandom that has offended them enough that they feel their viewpoint of what the fandom should be is correct. They are passionate in their views and usually attempt to speak out strongly against whatever they feel is against their moral statutes. They see the furry fandom has acquired an ugly front and seek to remedy this and make the fandom more "family friendly" by removing all the "bizarre" or possibly illegal portions of the fandom from the public eye, or altogether entirely.

That guy over there is protesting against indecent furry art, but he is dressed like a cat; he must be a burned fur.

by JAFO May 17, 2004

Barred

An adjective used to describe someone on an amount of Xanax that is clearly too much for them.
Being "barred" entails slurred speech, believing you are sober, unable to walk right, etc.

Mike: "Dude, Jason got fuckin barred last night."
Jim: "Really? Well, fuck, yeah. I thought the dumbass drank too much."
Mike: "Being barred is fucking cool if you do it right."
Jim: "yep."

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom August 8, 2017

Ben Barnes

A charming British actor who had his breakout role in Prince Caspian. Born August 20, 1981, he was a part of the National Youth Music Theatre from 1997-2003. He briefly entertained a pop career with the boy band Hyrise in Eurovision, but it only lasted one performance. Along with singing and acting, Ben can play the drums and piano.

His other acting credits include Stardust, playing Young Dustan, Bigga Than Ben, playing Cobakka, Split decision, playing Chris Wilbur, and Doctors, guest starring as Craig Unwin.

His upcoming roles are in Easy Virtue, with Colin Firth, Kristin Scott Thomas, and Jessica Biel, and the title role in Dorian Gray.

He's also extremely gorgeous.

Ben Barnes said that he based his Prince Caspian accent on that of Inigo Montoya from 'The Princess Bride' because the night before auditions, he was sorting through his DVD collection trying to find something to help him.

by Krissy July 3, 2008