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Fing Blap

The act of approaching someone and taking your middle fingers and slapping them in the head or across the face with them. Then proceed to give them the fingers to their eyes and facial region.

You must yell "FING" when you commit this act.
Someone bumps into you at the mall. "Hey fuck you; FING, FING"
(you Fing Blap them when you get their attention)
by Straight A's July 8, 2007
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chode-blap

To hit a woman across the face with a penis that is wider than it is long: to blap a woman with a chode
He's one heckuva chode-blapper!
by Foxy October 29, 2003
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Bleep bloop blap

Bleep bloop blap is a term often used between friends to fill the silence of a moment, after a joke and/or after a funny sound has been made. This term is usually used in repetition.
Clara: *coughs weirdly in the hallway
Shianna: bleep bloop blap
Clara: bleep bloop BLEEEEP!
by shibybop September 10, 2019
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ploobl oobl plap blap

an alternative, meme(y), distorted poster art work for the movie; Paul Blart Mall Cop. Real name of the movie is replaced by “Ploobl oobl plap blap” and in addition to that, Paul Blart has various deformities to his face which are visible, such as; Missing one left eye, having a slightly bigger head, and worst of it all; he is equipped with multiple vagina ears on his left side instead of regular human-mammal ear.

There are multiple variations to this poster, and it is unknown how Paul Blart feels about any of it, or has had any plans to sue because I’d hate to have 5 vaginas instead of a ear
Zekee: Ploobl oobl plap blap!!
Jazaire: what the fuck?
by Hanhanhannn June 26, 2021
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bleep blap

Hello and good morning to you all my fellows. May your day be bright and your women be tight, may your food be good and may you stay hood.Gangsta gansta thats what they yellin, gangsta gangsta bitches stop tellin. YAARRR!
burnoutboy:Hey todd, how's it goin this morning

toddnos:bleep blap
by burnoutboy April 4, 2009
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MEAT BLAP

The art of meat blapping is when one pulls out his man unit and slaps another individual across the face with it, aka meat blapping.
Matt meat blapped Katie while she was passed out.
by Kottie October 28, 2007
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Blip blap

A secret telletubie hiding in reality watching you sleep. The blip blap is watching all of us from the inside and out...
by Sabooboo the great February 28, 2018
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