nut batter

male ejaculatory; semen. see also man batter.

After recieving head from Jill, Jack exploded his nut batter all over Jane's face.

verb usage:
Jack nut battered Jane's face after she sucked his cock.

by supra3.0 May 10, 2007

brown batter

When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.

Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.

by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006

Baby Batter Blizzard

After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.

Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!

Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)

Frank: Whats up?

Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.

Frank: I love you.

by SchlongJohnSilvers December 23, 2012

flange batter

This is commonly British termanology for when the juices of a female come out of the vagina. This "vagina" produces flange batter during what is known as foreplay.

Flange batter is an excellent and completely natural source for the wetting of the vagina. This leaves the axe gash open and ready lubed up for a good session.

- Darling, you must have been horny tonight, your flange batter is all over my sheets. Wow thats wet!

- Angela, your flange batter tastes like jiblets, now go have a wash.

by Marc588 June 29, 2006

hey, batter batter

This is something you yell if you're playing baseball, and you're on the sidelines, trying to distract the batter so he'll screw up.

Hey, batter batter!

Hey, batta batta!

by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004

gash batter

the name given to the rather pungent smelling discharge from a woman's genitalia

she was standing so close to me that i could smell her gash batter

by jonny fu June 5, 2009

Epic Batter

An explanation whereby the enjoyability and longevity of an event/situation is increased exponentially by the inclusion of an unforeseen factor or person.

Dude - I was getting laid, but it was pretty average. But then her mom turned up and wanted in, then it was epic batter

by rockoroll June 12, 2011