BALListic insurance

Recognizing the responsibility of having children is so costly that you decide to freeze your testicles to make sure that accidents don't happen.

Testicles are frozen for later use.

"Holy Smokes, did you see Juli's son took a crap on her porch?... Her husband should have had some BALListic insurance."

by zoogi0 May 7, 2009

Ballisticphalicaphobia

Ballisticphalicaphobia
The Fear of getting shot in the Dick.

I refuse to carry Aiwb (Appendix Carry) , I have a serious case of Ballisticphalicaphobia.

" So I hear Carlitos has a serious case of Ballisticphalicaphobia."

"No wonder why he is always mexi packen at 3 oclock. "

by Nycityman July 29, 2019

Ballistery

a room where silly things happen.

U dampler, you really run out me in a plookor. I’m finna sent ye joints towards though ballistery.

by Axel lvl master September 17, 2023

ballisticated

completely and utterly blown away. destroyed, shocked, pwned.......

pronounced (bah - list - ah- kate- ed)

word started from the new orleans hurrican disaster to discribe the damage done.. word started by Josh Owen of Arkansas.

"from the railroad to the beach, i would say, 90% was just completely ballisticated"

by Cody Richardson September 12, 2005

inter-continental ballistic missile

A missile which is used for very long ranged attacks, often between continents; hence, inter-continental. These missiles often carry nuclear material which is used to create large explosions, such as those used by the United States during World War II.

The inter-continental ballistic missile completely devastated the country because of it's extreme heat and radiation.

by Michael Biz May 21, 2008

ballisticness

A state of anger bordering on hysteria over the negative outcome of an event or personal interaction.

She went into a state of ballisticness when she found out her boyfriend had been cheating on her.

by Tigerman42 June 16, 2011

backyard ballistics

Backyard ballistics (BB) is Totse's forum concerning pyrotechnics and explosives.

unlike "bad ideas" the level of knowledge that the regular members posess is quite high.

They are verry concerned about safety and will in no way-ever condone violence

take it up in BB, and be prepared to be sent home, kidiot.

by mokothar May 13, 2005