asswizard

One who wizards the ass.

That Brad is a huge asswizard.

by Matt Heston September 1, 2008

asswipe

Name of a person who (usually) has head inserted in ass. A dumbass.

I wish that asswipe would learn how to drive.

PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! You f*cking asswipe!

by osama bin jimmy July 19, 2006

satan's asswater

When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.

"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

asspit

Someone who smells of ass and armpit.

Dude I walked passed this guy who smelt like asspit.

by randomblackguy November 2, 2014

assbite

Severe Chaffing of your ass as a result of sitting on a dodgy chair for too long.

Man, this chair is giving me some serious assbite.

by Trev & Waf March 31, 2008

assbitch

a whore who prefers to have anal sex rather than vaginal sex.

"lets go fuck the assbitch!"

by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 25, 2006

Auswitch

Famous jewish vacation camp.

Hey Yehoshua, have you enjoyed your trip to Auswitch?
Yeah, it was kind of warm.

by Imacreepylittlecreeper March 8, 2015