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Tim Armstrong

Born on November 25, 1966 in Albany, California. Tim Armstrong is the lead singer/guitarist of both Rancid and Transplants. Used to be the guitarist for the ska/punk band Operation Ivy. After OPIV's downfall in 1989, Tim turned to drugs and alcoholism. His best friend and bassist of Rancid, Matt Freeman helped Tim dig himself out of the hole he was in and helped him form Rancid in 1991. He married Brody Dalle in 1997 and helped her form The Distillers. They divorced in 2003 after she was seen making out with Josh Homme, lead singer of QOTSA. Tim now lives in L.A., owns Hellcat Records and his own recording studio called Bloodclot Studios.
Tim Is My Hero And A Punk Rock God!
by Krissy August 12, 2004
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Stretch Armstrong

A sexy young alpha who doesn't take crap from anyone, want to kill him? You can't, want to shoot him? The bullet will just bounce off his soft rubber skin, want to tear him limb from limb? Come on, you can't, its in the name. Stretch Armstrong is such an alpha he will steal your girl, your mum, your dad, your dog and you just to leave you at the last moment, just look at that confident face he can suck himself off if he wants to.
Man stretch Armstrong really penetrated my anal cavities hard last night they still hurt
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Tim Armstrong

Self-made warlord and original gangster in punk rock. Where Lou Reed is Chuck D, Tim Armstrong is Tupac. Tim has been in a number of bands throughout his career, most noteably Rancid and recently his solo project with the release of 2007's A Poet's Life. He writes his own lyrics depicting life for someone who choses to understand the world through counter culture idealism. His networking consists of the majority, if not the entire, rock world. His record label Hellcat Records was home to the late Joe Strummer. Tim Armstrong is widely respected and admired.
When I was living in Los Angeles, Tim Armstrong supported my friend's band and put them on Rancid Records. He's an awesome guy who still looks to the streets for talent.

"Have you heard the new Tim Armstrong record? That's some real shit."
by AllieVerlaine March 2, 2009
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Gene Armstrong

A YouTube Comedian, Who is Awesomely Funny. He also is hip-hop artist.
by Awesomebro1 December 30, 2011
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mr. armstrong

Someone who is generally an asshole with a white hair color and a millipeter. He usually has a hitler stash and has a great amount of love for little girls in their 5's-10's.
Boy: Ew, that guy just harassed that girl.

Girl: Oh. My. God. He is such a Mr. Armstrong.
by hahahaman37 September 25, 2017
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James Armstrong

This person can definitely be defined as existent
by Mig_balala March 10, 2022
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Armstrong Melons

When a girl has tits so big that Neil Armstrong could spot them from the moon
Yea she had some Armstrong Melons
by the other one 2 November 12, 2010
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