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fat angst

That hulking behemoth over there scares me with her fat angst.
by Ragnex July 21, 2006
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Sexistential Angst

Post-hook up worry about things being weird because you hooked up with that person. Feeling bad because you had sex that might not have been a good idea.
"I just did one of my ex's friends and am now suffering from sexistential angst."

"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."
by GullibleZine March 8, 2007
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angstrogen

A hormone found primarily in women who have been abused, cheated on, or otherwise mistreated that causes them to visit pain and misery on every nice guy that comes their way. Angstrogen levels follow a lunar cycle.
I can't take my gfs angstrogen any more. (I just made this word up)
by cjl20051101 November 1, 2005
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angstry

angsty + angry

referring to music, usually emo, which is not only filled with angst but is quite aggressive as well.
bullets is mcr's best album because it's so angstry... have you heard our lady of sorrows??
by funghoul July 9, 2015
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Dick-angst

1 - the angst of anyone who has the misfortune to be named Dick, especally Dick Grayson of Batman and Robin fame.

2 - the angst of a girl who wishes she had a dick so that her perverted yaoi fantisies could become real.
1 - "I demand my Dick-angst!" "Mmkay here. Go nuts."

2 - "omg i have dick-angst i want a dick so i can fuck bakura cause he's so kawaii!!!"
by Gwenhwyfar September 16, 2005
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Cuckold Angst

The feeling of deep anxiety or dread, typically an unfocused one involving the reality of your wife being with another man. Cuckold angst often follows the cuckolds orgasm causing him to become anxious about his wife’s sexual contact with other men. The mixed emotions that occur when the reality of being a cuckold moves from fantasy to reality.
I was not ready for the cuckold angst that occurred when actually seeing my wife having sex with another man. Her husband became very upset with cuckold angst when he found out about his wife’s affair. Even after sharing my wife with other men many times I still have some cuckold angst after words.
by Dancerooster July 10, 2023
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Morning Angst

When you wake up (usually early) in the morning to go to work/school, and you can't help but think life blows, and that you'd rather stay in bed all day.
6:00 AM- Alarm goes off
Person: (experiencing Morning Angst) Ughhhhh fuck life..... i wanna sleep
by OarNahom April 6, 2011
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