by Blagardson October 10, 2009

by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021

Being an idiot and absolute idiot are two different things. Being an idiot is just doing dumb shit all the time. Being an absolute idiot is someone who is reading this entire description on what being an absolute idiot means.
by DefinitelyNotHailey May 14, 2021

A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.
by Jessi Duke June 16, 2018

Derived from the word frigid, absolute frigers means very cold in temperature resulting in shivering, teeth chattering, goose bumps, and/or sharp nipples.
Post surf at Doheny, I took off my 4/3 and realized how absolute frigers it gets after the sun sets in winter.
by AbsoluteChiller November 14, 2020

by CheesyMacqueen March 1, 2015

by Northbound7 February 22, 2017
