Absolutely The Fish

Absolutely the fish is a term used to refer to something ridiculous or preposterous.

Guy 1: Hey look at that guy with the banana hat!

Guy 2: That's Absolutely The Fish.

by Blagardson October 11, 2009

Absolute idiot

Being an idiot and absolute idiot are two different things. Being an idiot is just doing dumb shit all the time. Being an absolute idiot is someone who is reading this entire description on what being an absolute idiot means.

“Jadyn is an absolute idiot. No seriously, that girl needs to read a book or smth...”

by DefinitelyNotHailey May 15, 2021

absolute bastard

Acting like Toad from the hit video game franchise “Super Mario”.

Person: They’re such an absolute bastard, I’d even say a Toad!

by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021

absolute unit

A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.

“Wow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”

by Jessi Duke June 13, 2018

An absolute fag

A total homosexual that leaves nothing to the imagination. A complete and absolute faggot.

What’s with those girlie cut off denims, flip flops and pink t shirt? You are an absolute fag. Wanna get punched in the face?

by de-pube March 03, 2023

Absolute Frigers

Derived from the word frigid, absolute frigers means very cold in temperature resulting in shivering, teeth chattering, goose bumps, and/or sharp nipples.

Post surf at Doheny, I took off my 4/3 and realized how absolute frigers it gets after the sun sets in winter.

by AbsoluteChiller November 15, 2020

Absolute Dank

Extremely impressive, inspiring , great admiration and apprehension. The opposite of literal ass.

Dude that jay jay sandwich was absolute dank. Bro!

by CheesyMacqueen March 02, 2015