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Absolutely The Fish

Absolutely the fish is a term used to refer to something ridiculous or preposterous.
Guy 1: Hey look at that guy with the banana hat!

Guy 2: That's Absolutely The Fish.
by Blagardson October 10, 2009
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absolute bastard

Acting like Toad from the hit video game franchiseSuper Mario”.
Person: They’re such an absolute bastard, I’d even say a Toad!
by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021
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Absolute idiot

Being an idiot and absolute idiot are two different things. Being an idiot is just doing dumb shit all the time. Being an absolute idiot is someone who is reading this entire description on what being an absolute idiot means.
“Jadyn is an absolute idiot. No seriously, that girl needs to read a book or smth...”
by DefinitelyNotHailey May 14, 2021
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absolute unit

A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.
“Wow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”
by Jessi Duke June 16, 2018
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Absolute Frigers

Derived from the word frigid, absolute frigers means very cold in temperature resulting in shivering, teeth chattering, goose bumps, and/or sharp nipples.
Post surf at Doheny, I took off my 4/3 and realized how absolute frigers it gets after the sun sets in winter.
by AbsoluteChiller November 14, 2020
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Absolute Dank

Extremely impressive, inspiring , great admiration and apprehension. The opposite of literal ass.
Dude that jay jay sandwich was absolute dank. Bro!
by CheesyMacqueen March 1, 2015
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Absolute Weston

A bloody nightmare. From the sorry excuse for a beach that is Weston Super-mare
He's having a bit of a shit game isn't he.
Yeah he's having an absolute weston.
by Northbound7 February 22, 2017
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