atkins diet

An estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower.

I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape.

by Elitist April 7, 2004

Eric Atkins

The best basketball player to come out of the Baltimore area, yet hailing from Columbia(he would have done great things for AHS). Over his 4 years at Mount Saint Joseph High School in Baltimore, he came close to winning championships but reached a perfect season record and the POY award. Off the court he acquired many girls. Black girls, white girls. He loved them all. He seemed to be getting serious with a certain Taylor, but who could forget Micheala? He certainly did not. Those two had a thing that no one could understand. He currently attends University of Notre Dame where he continues to get girls left and right, while trying to not be arrested.

I want to be like eric atkins, he's got skills on and off the court.

by supppballaa69 December 1, 2010

absuing the atkins diet

Going down on a girl with a yeast infection. (v.)

Unaware of Jill's problem down south, Jack ended up abusing the atkins diet when they hooked up.

by The Herminator May 24, 2003

atkins diet

a diet, that everyone seems to be on. incredibly annoying with all this damn talk about it.

person: that guy who invented the atkins diet, died overweight.

other person: guess he didn't walk the talk

person: yeah, boo

by halley March 3, 2004

Keniyah Atkins

A pretty but overrated girl. She thinks she’s all that when really she’s really smart. She can pull a lot of guys but can she pull girls?

Person 1: I’m the best
Person 2 don’t be a keniyah Atkins

by #dummy March 2, 2022

Atkins diet

Weight loss method devised in the 1970's by Richard Atkins. The basic principle is lower carbohydrate intake, as carbs are stored energy. If there is less carbohydrate, then the body will go to using fat, go directly to using fat, do not pass carbs, do not collec 200 calories.

The atkins is really fuckin' expensive, just go to the fuckin gym.


DR Atkins slipped on ice and fell. He had a heart attack. Had his body been less petit, he would have survived- translation- go to the gym and lose weight while becoming stronger, rather than scrawney.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

Atkins Dick Sandwich

A dick sandwich but without the bread. Can still include lettuce or tomato depending on how classy your sandwiches are.

My girl was hungry so I fed her the Atkins dick sandwich.

by Earl of Sammich September 11, 2009