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asssnif

Asssnif is one of very few instances (in the English language) of the letter S appearing three times consecutively in the same word. It was coined by the late, great Johnald G. Stinkefeller, the founder (and for more than eight decades, one of the leading practitioners) of fartography, the study of farts.

Asssnif is something that a fartographer will do when evaluating the stink profile of a given rip. The use of a magnifying glass as well as the Dumplens (an advanced technological device developed by Stinkefeller for this express purpose) can help to identify various #farticles and their origins.
—Brother, can I do asssnif?
—Why?
—It doth seems you have befouled the air.
—My liege, I...
by trilliam turdsworth June 9, 2022
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asssexual

Guy 1: Yo look at that ass
Guy 2: tf? ur gay?
Guy 1: No man, I'm asssexual.
Guy 2: that would still make you gay.
Guy 1: I care about his god damn ass not his gender!
by r8gju7ky9mjjhgh November 9, 2022
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1: asssmell
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Daniya is assslow.”
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asssucker

A vulgar slang used to describe a subservient person.
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assStethascope

An assStethascope is when u Jam telescope into your asshole and go bowling.. and only be medium good at bowling…
Adolph totally assStethascoped at the bowling alley in front of hot girls with fat tits
by WeenerBone November 28, 2023
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