Assenheimer

A dumbass.
An ignorant fool that lacks any common sence or intellegence.

Learn how to spell you assenheimer.
Everyone from West Virginia is an assenheimer.

by JFranco June 3, 2007

assentacious

Adj. One who constantly assents no matter what the case. See agreeable.

Luscious
Underestimated
Curious
Assentacious
Sexy

by Lucas December 21, 2004

asskin

a magical, mythical creature with arms and legs and a big ass

Holy Shit! Did you just see that asskin scamper from the tree?

by Barb Fylis Bob April 11, 2010

assdent

The giant indent left in the couch by one's posterior after an extended period of sitting. Often seen in conjunction with couch potato-itis.

The assdent your mom left behind after last night's episode of Desperate Housewives was so deep that we lost the remote, a half-eaten turkey burger, and someone's cat.

by samh5f April 29, 2010

asscentric

Polite word used negatively towards Men who appear gay towards a female, when in fact they are hitting on them. This confusion allows both parties to be openly flirtatious and form a basis for a sexual encounter. Often found at social gatherings in creative circles, and can strike at any given introduction.

"That man's assentricness seems to be working in his favour"

"I'm not gay! I'm asscentric!"

"I was fooled by an asscentric."

"That woman is a sucker for asscentrics"

"HA! You so got asscentricated!"

"He's asscentroning on me!"

by flammi September 4, 2011

asspensive

Something so ridiculously overpriced even rich people wouldn't pay for it.

$100 for a 4 GB USB drive with a piece of plastic attached to it? No thanks, that's too asspensive.

by rctdude3 February 14, 2012

Assketball

A homosexual male's term for "slamming" and "dunking" his genitalia into his partners anal cavity, called a "hoop" in some occasions. Terms such as "foul" when one partner goes too hard for comfort, "alley oop" when one inserts his penis into his lovers ass, and many others are used during the act.

"Frank and I got a quick round of assketball going last night. I may have pulled some fouls during it, though."

by wishfuII August 8, 2016