Skip to main content

assketball

the process of throwing small objects, like spitballs, pennies, and pretzel salt, at but preferably into the exposed asscrack of any obese female.
dude! from across the room! sick assketball shot

Check out that fat bitch, lets play me some assketball
assketball by Ryan and Jeremy September 16, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch

assketball

When the man lies down and the women bounce on him like a basketball
UHHHHHHHHHHH, ur really good at assketball
assketball by Fred is shitty= December 3, 2019

Assketball

A homosexual male's term for "slamming" and "dunking" his genitalia into his partners anal cavity, called a "hoop" in some occasions. Terms such as "foul" when one partner goes too hard for comfort, "alley oop" when one inserts his penis into his lovers ass, and many others are used during the act.
"Frank and I got a quick round of assketball going last night. I may have pulled some fouls during it, though."
Assketball by wishfuII August 8, 2016

Sassketball 

To be consistently handing out sides of sass to a group of people at a club/bar or event.
I was playing some serious Sassketball at da club last night when I let all these frat boys buy me drinks and then I peaced out immediately on all of them.
Sassketball by Melawesome October 20, 2007

Bassketball 

when you fill your girlfriends ass with ketamine by bowing it through rolled up fivers. Then, when it is filled to the brim, you have to dip your penis in honey and, using it, collect the ketamine. then when you cum, ketamine will fly up into the sky and into your girlfriends mouth.
"I played bassketball with my girlfriend last night"
"oh cool what was the score"
"nah mate not THAT kind of bassketball"
*share a look while laughing slowly and quietly*
Bassketball by gladweenus February 13, 2019

Asserballs 

Term give for the view of a man's testicles from behind. Most visible when the man bends over.
''When he bent over I could totally see his Asserballs
Asserballs by sophiekisskiss December 22, 2012
When smoking, and your to lazy or just out of reach from grabbing a ashtray so you flick your cigarette ash from your cigarette towards the ashtray as if your shooting a basketball.
I had to ashetball my cigarette cuz I was to far away from grabbing the ashtray.
Ashetball by Statman4201 January 20, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Next