assbitch

The being of an ass and a bitch at the same time.

Stop being an assbitch!

by amandamanderz August 19, 2009

assbean

the result of too much anal sex, skittle sized cum covered peices of poo

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

Assbark

Assbark forms in a pair of underwear where layer upon layer of skidmarks have been built up until it resembles the approximate color and texture of bark.

"My wife still throws up every time she has to scrape the assbark off my shorts."

by dillymax June 10, 2009

assbad

Having extreme appearance, attitude, or behavior that would have been considered admirable were it done deliberately.

To Keith Moon a car into a pool on purpose is badass. To Keith Moon a car into a pool by mistake is assbad.

by blankityblankblankblank July 22, 2012

Assball

When its hotter than hot

The weather:96 degreese
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball in here

by Goofizz April 28, 2021

Assbastard

An arrogant prick lacking a father figure in his life.

Jim Hedican is such an assbastard

by Tyx2 November 20, 2007

assback

Someone who sits on the bench all game.

Player: Hey Coach can I play football?
Coach: GET YO ASS BACK ON THE BENCH
Player 2: Damn nigga your an assback

by Gozzy October 1, 2006