Skip to main content

nobody asked

something that people say when they have no good comebacks left
"nobody asked"
"i asked"
"that makes you nobody"
by liminalitea June 6, 2022
mugGet the nobody asked mug.

Nobody Asked

A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.

Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.
1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.

1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!
by Homerboy4 July 23, 2022
mugGet the Nobody Asked mug.

Who Asked?

A line that social rejects use when they get roasted or when they just want to screw with people
very annoying insult very unoriginal.
Yo I got a new PS5 today.
Who Asked?
I don't give a shit if you didn't ask this is why no one likes you you social reject.
by Hanzo-Main August 24, 2022
mugGet the Who Asked? mug.

who asked

best to reply when u r losing an argument
them: u such a lose

"who asked"
by GhostSenpai September 30, 2022
mugGet the who asked mug.

I shouldn’t have asked

When you say something, then immediately regret that
Me(getting close to but not passing grades): Can I have an Oculus Quest 2?
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.
by RedUnderscore February 26, 2021
mugGet the I shouldn’t have asked mug.

The person that asked

So far we the united nations have looked through the entire universe to find the person who asked but he was nowhere to be found he is a mythical creature quite possibly found in another universe
by yourdad12341234 September 25, 2022
mugGet the The person that asked mug.

half-asking, half-asked

This is a misinterpretation by churchgoers, puritans, and girls named Theresa or Mandily of half-assed or half-assing. Please see half-assed and half-assing. If someone uses this mistakenly, you should correct them. If they are using it intentionally, you should avoid them.
T: I've been half-asking... :/
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.
by ortegaaj January 21, 2013
mugGet the half-asking, half-asked mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email