serbian flapjack

When a man with an uncircumcised flacid penis smacks a woman in the face with his said penis

She just got whacked in the face with a Serbian Flapjack

by Mattallica January 21, 2017

Serbian Blanket

A towel that you have put in the sink and soaked in water then used as a blanket, all because you have no AC and its too damn hot.

Dude, its way to fucking hot in this hotel room and theres no AC, lets use the pool towels as serbian blankets!

by ElGallino April 9, 2021

Serbian necktie

Method of assassination, in which the throat is slit and the victim's tongue is pulled through the cut, thus creating the impression of a grotesque cravat.

They found five Albanians in the ditch being devoured by wild dogs; each had a Serbian necktie.

by octopod February 22, 2008

Serbian sex

when a man has sex with another man with a vibrator,usually the serbian sex is the top reason why serbia is hated by almost all of the other countries

.I hope you didn't have serbian sex with Jake...

by serbiasucks99 February 4, 2015

Serbian Roulette

7 chambers loaded, only 1 empty.

Nikola: "Lets play Serbian Roulette, I go first.....no wait...you go first..."

by Dr Kreamler April 6, 2010

Serbian Shoelace

The act of cumming in a woman's hair and then tying her hair into a knot.

Don: I accidentally came in your hair.
Malinda:. Well you might as well finish and give me a Serbian Shoelace.

by Sample Sam June 23, 2018

serbian compromise

Function: noun

Synonym for Unconditional Surrender.

Germany accepted a serbian compromise at the end of World War I.

by Zoinkovic September 9, 2010