give a dog a bone

to shag a dirty bird, otherwise known as a dog.

bloke1: I'm so pissed right now, i'd give that dog a bone.
bloke2: That's your mum for fucks sake you sick bastard!

by iguanapunk May 31, 2004

Showing card tricks to a dog

Trying to a explain something that's very complex to someone that doesn't understand the basic fundamentals the thing you are explaining is based on.

I tried to explain it to him, but he kept asking the same non sequitur questions over and over. I felt like I was showing card tricks to a dog.

by Al Benedict November 14, 2010

get a dog up ya

have an alcoholic beverage.

an australian expression derived from "hair of the dog that bit you," "get a dog up ya" is a jovial instruction to take your acoholic beverage and drink it, similar to cheers.

"I am experiencing a hang over from last night's frivolties."
"Thats a shame. Why don't you get a dog up ya? Its bound to set you straight."
"Lets both get some dogs up us."
"Lets"

by Mrs Harrigan August 18, 2007

Drop a Dog

pooping, takign a shit

I am farting like mad, I need to go drop a dog

by Kaye12 May 27, 2010

sweet as a dog

excellent

awesome

do you fancy a beer mate ? yeah that would be sweet as a dog

by SteveShizzle March 11, 2009

shanked as a dog

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .

i am as shanked as a dog as right now guys. Me say "so you are 6 feet under"

by Nick’s terms September 11, 2021

work like a dog

to work very hard; to work like a beaver

"I became an investment banker after college, and now I work like a dog."

"I'm too old to work like a dog"

by boardshop July 1, 2008