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Incredibly drunk
I was absolutely wozzled last night.
by lashellum September 17, 2010
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Wozzles, slang word for blow job or sucking d!ck, running wozzles, running top also known as wozzies
"Yeo shordy you bout competing over and running wozzles "
by Reckless.cee August 24, 2017
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Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle

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What you say when you are the "The Original Party Worm" from Planet Wormulon.
"Party on Contest Winners......Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!"
by DirtyXVegas August 21, 2009
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fuck-wozzle

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A little dipshit that thinks they're bad when they aint
Thomas E the guy I went to school with is a fuck-wozzle
by zmw33 January 25, 2015
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When someone defecates onto a biscuit, then proceeds to ejaculate onto the same biscuit, before proceeding to smear it onto their face or consume it.
“Damian proceeded to wozzle wanked last night before passing out.”

“Giles left his wozzle wank on the side for all to see the next morning”
by OldFishBlower November 6, 2020
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Wozzle

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A stupid person; simliar to Australian derogatory slang of a "goose" Someone that is not too smart, that is silly, that is a foolish person.
Similar to "fool," "idiot," "dumb," "moron," and related concepts as a pejorative appellation for human misdeeds, whether purposeful or accidental, due to absence of mental capacity.

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless
Look at that guy wearing Ed Hardy; what a wozzle!

That wozzle just hit my car!

This wozzle stuffed up my order!
by dr jekyll December 28, 2009
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