tsa

stands for take sisors away! all they do is stand in the airport and take away things like beer sissor ur little swiss army knife but they somehow miss bombs.

dude tsa took my 6 pack!

by im not a terrorist! July 17, 2007

tsa

Titties Snatch Ass

I was at the nightclub and saw a TSA Convention.
I got some TSA last night.

by Ben Hawkins September 18, 2007

tsa

this sucks ass

Person 1: Wow, I have to go to work in ten minutes.
Person 2: Lame!
Perosn 1: I know, tsa!

by d-swizzzle October 20, 2011

tsa

élément universel qui cause et désigne tout.

c'ta cause de tsa.
Check tsa, mon homme.

by Cafe February 17, 2004

TSA

Airport Security molesters. They make traveling a little more like prison, the way they get away with molestation. Stands for "Touch Society All-Around".

TSA Agent: "Sir, what is that in your pocket?"

Citizen: "It's my Blackberry."

TSA Agent: "Is it? Or is it A BOMB?!?! GET OVER HERE ASSHOLE, YOU'RE GETTING A FULL BODY SEARCH!"

by MisterAmericaMan December 1, 2010

TSA

Official: "Transportation Security Agency"

Reality: "Thousands Standing Around" or "Take your Shoes off Asshole".

A bunch of self-righteous, uneducated idiots who got promoted and pay raises for failing America on 9/11.

They've basically gone from working the frier to being the McDonalds managers.

They allow anyone wearing a turban to pass through for fear of offending them while administering anal probes to flight crew who are (now, pay attention) ALREADY IN THE COCKPIT.

TSA is the best thing to ever happen to Al Queda.

by Baaweet October 17, 2003

TSA

A group of people working at American airports who have recently taken to molestation and snapping pornographic photos of passengers in the name of 'security'

Passenger: "Okay, I don't understand how a sexual assault can be made a condition of my flying."
TSA: "This is not considered a sexual assault."
Passenger: "It would be if you weren't the government."

Don't touch my junk.

by JackBlack10002 November 29, 2010