TSA'd

Unwanted groping or fondling, similar to being groped by a TSA officer during an airport screening.

Yes, officer, he totally TSA'd me. I want to press charges!

TSA'd by Don't touch my junk. November 26, 2010

TSA'd

Verb When you are inappropriately touched or you are inappropriately touching somebody(TSA'ing)

Dude, that guy totally TSA'd me

TSA'd by derekgoalie December 1, 2010

TSA'd

v.
When you pick up your luggage at the airport and there is a little note inside politely stating that the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) has searched your bag.

I was unpacking my bags after coming home from the airport, and I discovered that iI had been TSA'd.

TSA'd by TSA Officer August 14, 2008

TSA Drunk 

Being drunk to the point that you get overly touchy feely with your friends, co-workers, and/or random strangers.
Based on the Transportation Security Administration new pat-down procedures

Dan: Ut ohhhh...Chad's grabbing the bouncers ass, again!
AJ: Is he that hammered already?!?
Ryan: Nah he's beyond hammered he's TSA Drunk

TSA Drunk by DBGTrainer1 January 21, 2011

TSA Pat-down 

verb. (used with object) Unwanted sexual harassment; physical touching or contact of another's body against their will. Unwanted or improper sexual activity.

My boss was giving me a TSA Pat-down the other day. I quit and I'm suing.

TSA Pat-down by Lebaiym November 23, 2010

TSA Pat-down 

A TSA Pat-down is a sex move involving the placement of one's hand on the inside of another person's leg and slowly patting upward before engaging in a handjob or any other form of sexual activity. Can be used by and for a man or woman.

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TSA Pat-down by StainMcGorver December 28, 2010

TSA Pat-Down 

(verb) An unusually aggressive form of full body search employed exclusively by the TSA.

Man, i got a TSA Pat-Down today, and I seriously need a shower.

TSA Pat-Down by PAFaieta December 2, 2010