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When you pick up your luggage at the airport and there is a little note inside politely stating that the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) has searched your bag.
Being drunk to the point that you get overly touchy feely with your friends, co-workers, and/or random strangers.
Based on the Transportation Security Administration new pat-down procedures
Dan: Ut ohhhh...Chad's grabbing the bouncers ass, again!
AJ: Is he that hammered already?!?
Ryan: Nah he's beyond hammered he's TSA Drunk
A TSA Pat-down is a sex move involving the placement of one's hand on the inside of another person's leg and slowly patting upward before engaging in a handjob or any other form of sexual activity. Can be used by and for a man or woman.