TSA

Total Sexual Assault
Thugs Standing Around
The Sexual Assassins
Titties Snatch Ass
Touching Stuff Aggressively
Touching Sensitive Areas
Touch Stroke Assault
Thousands (of) Sexual Assaults
Testicle Scanning Agent
Totally Screwing America
Taking Security Away
Totally Senseless Aggression
Taxpayer Supported Assault

We went to catch our flight, but were attacked near the gate by the TSA aka: The Sexual Assassins who Touched Stuff Aggressively, Titties, Snatch and Ass.